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8. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.
I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week
by DanEvans April 09, 2010
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Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".
Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.
by Paul "Bonnie" April 23, 2007
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Standing Tall And Talented
Damn, STAT killed Big Mac on that Gouhlish diss track
by Standingtallandtalented December 05, 2012
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stats: how many times you've had sex.
john has 15 stats!
by stats up April 20, 2011
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used to describe a situation, or appearance
Dude did you see his guitar solo? GNAR STATS!

Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.
by rachhh November 01, 2007
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An abbreviation for statistic. If you dont already know what it is then your either stupid or your waiting for me to say somthing funny... Nope not gonna happen...
48% of all stats are made up on the spot.
by Statnerd September 10, 2010
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Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics
Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!
by Trust November 05, 2003
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