Social 'Dick'stancing 

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

Social 'Dick'stancing by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

staching 

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

stanchion 

the pole that up holds velvet ropes usually made of metal or plastic.

I went to the movies and saw a stanchion.

stanchion by Mysterious Being June 11, 2011

Stenching 

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

Stenching by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

Starching Gym Socks by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

tc stachington 

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015

stancing 

A combination of a stance and dancing, in which a person plants their feet in a pose and proceeds to dance rhythmically without moving their feet.

Let's have a stance off.

Rachel: Yo did you see how hard Rebekah rocked that stancing?
Sarah: I wish I could stance as great as she does.

stancing by pagodasplan August 7, 2015