Definitions by thewebguy

UMD 

Stands for Useless Media Disc

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that Target pulled all the Sony UMDs off their shelves?
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess they finally realized UMD stood for Useless Media Disc
Guy 1: Hey, on an unrelated note, did you buy the new album from your favorite band released on a Sony label?
Guy 2: Nah, after that whole rootkit debacle I decided to pirate all music released under Sony. It is what they deserve

UMD by thewebguy July 14, 2006

bergina 

What a fake gynecologist calls a vagina.

Ok Meg, let's take a look at that bergina.

bergina by thewebguy April 26, 2006

noogle 

a word or phrase which yields no search results on google.

searching google for the word "overdrasticated" yields no results, hence it is a noogle.

noogle by thewebguy April 18, 2006

via hiptop 

The default AIM profile for people using the t-mobile sidekick.

Kevin: why is mickey's profile always 'via Hiptop'?
Chase: he is using his sidekick nub
Kevin: oo000ooo000ooo
Chase: lol pwned

via hiptop by thewebguy May 13, 2005

staching 

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

Chode 

Area between the balls and booty-hole. Sometimes refered to as the "essence." Sometimes confused with food.

Woah, Stevie McStevebo really likes chode alot!

Chode by thewebguy September 6, 2003

darkelfofthenigh 

stevie mcstevebo's screen name.

Man, I'm so glad my screen name isn't darkelfofthenigh

darkelfofthenigh by thewebguy September 4, 2003