Stalloned

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.

My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.

by Loose Mortar March 8, 2011

stallone

The act of a woman shitting on a glass table while their parner lays underneath them and punches the clown to this beautiful sight

that guy got stalloned yo!

by clownpunch October 8, 2006

stalloned

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.

HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!

by Supermarioo December 27, 2006

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

by ADAMANT2007 January 13, 2011

Stallone's Law

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.

Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."

by Dr, No. April 17, 2010

Hungry Stallone

When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.

Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.

by Pat, Fuzzy, Tex, Tony February 2, 2009

frank stallone

A maneuver involving at least two individuals, a glass table, and a freshly pinched loaf. One person lays underneath the table while the other deposits said loaf onto the table top.

Origins: Frank Stallone (Wordly brother of Sly Stallone) apparently pulled this little ditty at the Playboy mansion in a cocaine fueled romp. No word whether he was on top or underneath.

"Dude, i caught a siiiiick frank stallone last night from my lady."

by Tim Merrit July 1, 2006