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A useless ass clown that resembles justin beiber and will remain a virgin the rest of his life. Often found doing the following things:

1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick
Jake: My roommate is such a staav.

Colin: Why?

Jake: All he does is stink shit up and play halo.
by fevemeister February 27, 2011