The staar test, otherwise known as Staar is the most annoying /painful thing in the world. It takes place a month before the end of the school year.
1. Hey,are you gonna sleep after the staar test, I need to dream myself away from this mess.

2.The Staar test is tomorrow, I would say study, but how the hell is that possible.
by Sportslover908 May 9, 2016
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A person, that has a beautiful personality, always a good body, not the smartest, but loved by many : Known as “Staar”
She’s quite beautiful, she must be called Staar
by leightonjnr July 2, 2022
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OMFG THE MOST KNEE BREAKING THING IN OUR LIVESSSSSSSS
THIS DAMN TEST MAKES ME WANNA KILL MYSELF
I HATE STAAR
by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022
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THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING TEST YOU HAVE TO TAKE FOR 4 MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN HOURS!

AND THE TEACHERS MAKE US DO IT!
i took the staar test today
by The king of fat May 12, 2017
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A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you don’t pass hello summer school. Or if you don’t go hello same year again. I know it’s stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck y’all for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.
*first day of school*
me: Ah shit here we go again... da motherfuckin staar test
by DontBeNoseyHoeAssMF July 2, 2019
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On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it
Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.
by IHateSTAARS April 10, 2018
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