squirtle

another word for a mans penis

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.

by jackass34 December 4, 2009

squirtle

A turtle that squirts water

Look! I found a squirtle!

by Billiam Beaver July 26, 2016

squirtle

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....

by spokmage August 9, 2007

squirtle

Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer

Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite

by S1ru5 October 20, 2006

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.

Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face

by LitTitties July 22, 2019

squirtle

-to poo
-to have the runs
-to pee
-to make man juice

-I think I made him squirtle himself...I did make him squirtle himself.
-I ate cheese and now I have the squirtles.
-You made me laugh so hard, I squirtled my pants.
-R kelly squirtled all over his victim while making his home videos.
-While doing the dirty deed, I prematuraly squirtled everywhere.

by -JBZ- June 7, 2005

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

by Fried Waffles March 14, 2012