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1.
viscious shits of biblical proportions.
I shat my pants, I have the runs
by fake tucker February 12, 2004
 
2.
Another name for Diarreah. The name comes from that you have to run to the toilet so you don't shit your pants
Sorry teacher john can't come to class... hel gots the Runs
*class starts laughing*
by NiceMan February 15, 2007
 
3.
The trot to the pot during diarrhea.
Move! I have the runs!
by ProStaff January 27, 2005
 
4.
A liquidy substance that comes out the butt.
i usually get the runs when i eat sour cream.

i got the runs yesterday.
by 84574895 January 20, 2009
 
5.
Mud butt, doodoo butter.
These ribs give me the runs.
by sithy June 29, 2009
 
6.
When one is trying to avoid several pursuers in any and all situations. Can pertain but is not excluded to the movie Logans Run. The Run can also be a game in Halo. The Run usually involves the one being persued to carry a small firarm or obsolete weapon, whereas the pursuers usually carry advanced weapons or vehicles.
"Rackin Sackin" - Runner
by nimpercent June 20, 2004
 
7.
when you forget your towel when you take a shower, and are forced to run (or walk)completely naked to your bedroom in order to obtain it.
have you made the run?
yeah, erika saw my butt.
by poopsrus August 14, 2008