5 definitions by spokmage
1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"
2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!
(later that night...)
Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!
(later that night...)
Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....
by spokmage August 9, 2007
To play air guitar enthusiastically in a repetitive manner, accompanied by half-assed guitar sounds in a way reminiscent of Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.
Works best with metal or hard rock.
Works best with metal or hard rock.
by spokmage June 27, 2007
by spokmage January 23, 2007
verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.
Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:
Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.
Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.
by spokmage May 15, 2007
Salvadoran word to describe people "bajeras," or from "el campo" in other words, uneducated or backwater. Similar to English usage of hillbilly.
by spokmage June 26, 2007