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Squad Goal 

(skwäd/ɡōl) (noun) (plural noun: squad goals): an inspirational term for what you’d like your group of friends to be or accomplish. Used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.
I think on Saturday we should go see Bao Bao, at the National Zoo. She is so funny when she eats all of that bamboo, Squad Goals.
Squad Goal by SquadGoals100 July 1, 2015
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Squad Goal 

A controversial tactic in Football (Soccer), where all players in the 25-man squad synchronously enter the field of play at a critical moment in the match, mob the other team and score a collective goal.
But ultimately Burnley's rugged defence proved no match for Manchester United's squad goal in the 15th minute of injury time.

Squad Goals 

When you want your entire team to have or accomplish something you find luxurious or fascinating.
Bro! Celebrity Dame got his team riding back to back in blue Lamborghini's, Squad Goals.
Squad Goals by CelebrityDame May 11, 2016

squad goals 

A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.
squad goals by raging cunt August 8, 2016

Squad Goals 

This can be one of two things.

1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends

2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc
1) "OMG they have a group Halloween costume? Squad goals!"

2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"
Squad Goals by strawbfairy December 28, 2015

Squadgoals 

When you literally have no friends but see a group of friends on Instagram, you find that your squadgoal because you want to be with them. Mostly someone posts something shitty on Instagram and you reply with #squadgoals.
"Your group of friends is so fucking cool, it is my squadgoal to be with them." Or just: "#squadgoals"
Squadgoals by Fuuuuuuck July 10, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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