Sqaid 

To say; to have said. Only those who are qualified to sqaid the word "sqaid" are those who are qualified to sqaid it. If you are not qualified to sqaid it, then you will most surely not be qualified to squaid it. That's all I'm going to sqaid about "sqaid."

example 1- "Let's play some baseball," sqaid the man sitting there, holding a gun and a baseball bat in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other, all the while sqaiding, "Let's play some baseball."

example 2- I sqaid things all the time. If I didn't sqaid things, no one would be able to know what I'm thinking; therefore, I go ahead and sqaid what's on my mind.

example 3- How many times do I have to sqaid to you that I have never sqaid anything to you about never squaiding anything to you ever again? I'm sick and tired of you sqaiding to me that I squaid something like that to you when you know darn well that I would never sqaid anything like that.

Sqaid by Cpt. Electric December 1, 2010

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

Squid In A Ditch by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

you know why I said that right? 

Common phrase heard from Norman "Nick". He says this whenever he wants to place emphasis on something that he just said. Usually, he'll say this after he says something that he considers to be bold and will want to flex what he just did.

Norman "Nick":" I just read this entire book in one night"
Henry: "Ok?"
Norman "Nick": "You know why I said that right?"
**the whole time, Norman “Nick” was trying to flex that he read a book and did something productive**

you know why I said that right? by TurnM3Up April 15, 2020

🦑 *squid emoji*

it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂

Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.

🦑 *squid emoji* by blake bowman July 13, 2021

SquidanticZ 

The most powerful, caring and fun antics between a super close set of friends.

The squid-eyes went out for a night of Squidanticz.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 20, 2021

Squid juice 

Squid Juice is an all purpose squid based fertilizer made from repurposing the leftover waste from calamari consumption. This is an organic liquid fertilizer that is a sustainable option compared to traditional synthetic fertilizers. Squid juice is a nutrient dense product including the primary nutrients NPK as well as many other beneficial micro nutrients, without the presence of heavy metals. This 2-2-2 NPK Squid based liquid concentrate is sold under the brand Seaborn Organics.

Squid juice is a superior organic fertilizer that has increased the the size and quality of our fruits and vegetables.

Squid juice by Sammy the squid guy June 6, 2023

SquidanticZ 

A group of really close friends, having a really good time together.

It was Bessie’s birthday so SquidanticZ were a must.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 17, 2021