by nb612 March 19, 2007
by Cranberry pie January 16, 2007
When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
by T.iara September 10, 2010
An acronym meaning Sports Utility Nutritional Energy Kick. A nutritional drink that despite a large marketing campaign, failed due to its confusion with the slang term spunk meaning semen.
Andre: I like drinking Spunk before i exercise
Rodney: That is disgusting
Andre: Not that kinda spunk!
Rodney: That is disgusting
Andre: Not that kinda spunk!
by Andre Kluneberg November 1, 2010
That Brad Pitt's such a spunk
by Kiwi gal March 14, 2003
Tim: I just unleashed a funky load of spunk in Ashley's face last night.
Robert: Nice, man. How'd she react?
Tim: A little surprised, it woke her up.
Robert: Nice, man. How'd she react?
Tim: A little surprised, it woke her up.
by McRizzle, Foshizzle April 20, 2009