4 definitions by CornellHatesMe
Pronounced: fuh-LAH-sho-rap-ter (similarly and with allusion to the dinosaur velociraptor)
A person - either male or female - who performs fellatio in a vigorous or ferocious fashion; i.e. ravenously like a raptor.
Normative fellacioraptor posture entails the forearms bent lazily upwards towards the subject's chest, with elbows down and wrists dangling loosely; i.e. standard raptor posture.
A person - either male or female - who performs fellatio in a vigorous or ferocious fashion; i.e. ravenously like a raptor.
Normative fellacioraptor posture entails the forearms bent lazily upwards towards the subject's chest, with elbows down and wrists dangling loosely; i.e. standard raptor posture.
Because of her religious upbringing, I didn't expect Becky to be enthusiastic during oral sex - but lo and behold, she's a regular fellacioraptor!
by CornellHatesMe August 24, 2018
"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."
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(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."
~
(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!
by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009
A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.
"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."
by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009
When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009