v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."

3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
by atilla April 14, 2005
when a man inserts his pointer finger and middle finger in the womens virgina, coinciding with his ring finger and pinky in the womens anus.
"honey spock me. oh yes spock me good!"
by guerrilla Dingaling November 07, 2011
A wack nigga with mad flava. And ears like a tropical elf.
I got a glock, wit my man Spock...
by Commitment Elvis February 11, 2009
An emote on some LPMuds indicating raising one eyebrow ala Spock. Vaguely has the meaning "Is that so?" Used in online chat context to indicate disbelief or surprise.
Doug: beat your kill streak record in COD4 the other day
Trent: *spock*
Doug: no really, it was like 7 right?
Trent: try 17
Doug: ...well, I got close... heh
by TsuQ May 04, 2008
Socks with Pee in them, usually occures after a case of punderware
1st I got punderware, and after it ran down my leg I developed spocks
by Tim B January 09, 2004
Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"
"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"
by Dan November 25, 2003
Sperm and cock.
Person: Omg, I love Spock the most from Star Trek!
You: LOL
by loopyunicorn November 02, 2011

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