Spluge Spoon Share definition Flag A person you really don't like, someone who is just a heaping spoonful of something nasty. Example: "Oh, no, look who's coming. It's Jared." "Dude, that guy is such a Spluge Spoon." See also, "spluge." Spluge Spoon by MargaretFromPiedmont September 4, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Spluge Spoon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch