Splans

Sex Plans. Making plans with another person(s) for the sole purpose of having sex.

I have to cancel our splans. I got my period.

by Heka1985 June 5, 2011

Variety Splash

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash

Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?

by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

emerald splash

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

splash hit

When droppin a poo log on the toilet the poo hits the toilet water and splashes water onto your buttcheeks. Causing you to wipe your buttcheeks of poo infested waters.

I went number 2 and my buttcheeks were all wet from all the splash hits I made.

by Bobalue February 7, 2013

Courtesy Splash

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.

Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.

by stuphat December 2, 2011