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Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
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