Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."
Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."
by Tony Cain October 18, 2006
When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do
by BBlanc March 16, 2009
by MoistDankSauce July 16, 2015
by ya right July 22, 2005
by G-U-N October 11, 2004
speed bump
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the not too cute chick with her, or overweight friend (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
by Not so Special K November 6, 2006
by tit_master#69 March 29, 2010