You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
by Not so Special K November 6, 2006
by Dan May 15, 2004
It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.
Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.
by Avik86 January 27, 2011
When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
Santorum optional.
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
Santorum optional.
"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."
"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
by How Strange, Innocence November 7, 2011
by soulovely April 1, 2010
Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.
by TIM4352625 December 26, 2008
by Ju1 July 27, 2019