by J-Rock and the Rock Pile January 6, 2014
by cbldrg29 January 28, 2010
When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.
by Will Carroll April 15, 2010
A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
by slice60 February 21, 2008
hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status
asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?
white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?
white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?
by xmeleex July 29, 2006
An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.
by flufferbot April 21, 2016