Specterize

To conduct an investigation with the sole purpose of vindicating the subject, making absolutely no serious effort to discover wrongdoing, while pretending to do precisely that.

The Bank's internal complaints department specterized my complaint, and big surprise, found the error was my fault and not the bank's.

Specterize by Scientician July 16, 2008

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spencerized

A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.

Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!

spencerized by CringeyTrash December 29, 2016

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Specterize • Spectere • Spectrite • spencerized • The Spectrozele

Spectere

The sexiest man on the face of the earth.

Spectere is 1337er than a mofo.

Spectere by dj taka October 20, 2004

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The Spectrozele

One that usually responds with "ah yes" in conversations

Person: Hey look at this funni image I found
The Spectrozele: ah yes
Person: Hey, this one kinda looks like you!
The Spectrozele: a h y e s

The Spectrozele by Marvelous eh? January 10, 2019

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Spectrite

A person who is high on the spectrum

'That guy is a spectrite, he has austism'

Spectrite by Hejbej May 20, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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