1 definition by Scientician

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To conduct an investigation with the sole purpose of vindicating the subject, making absolutely no serious effort to discover wrongdoing, while pretending to do precisely that.
The Bank's internal complaints department specterized my complaint, and big surprise, found the error was my fault and not the bank's.
by Scientician February 06, 2006

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