Spamshiner 

The title most popularly associated with a man who slaughters pigs out of choice, although it can be used to refer to a recently appeared class of philosopher.

"Hey Keith, i think I've just discovered the meaning of everybody's eschatological and interpersonal relationships in a way that, unlike my previous attempts at uncovering this mystery, doesn't relate back to the world of herpetology."

"Bugger off, Winston. Them real spamshiners'll never believe yuh."

Spamshiner by IronicallyinWiltshire August 20, 2008