A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.
A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.
by Spammity Calamity! August 4, 2005
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