legendary within the shire, oxfordshire at illegal raves. Possibly invented by Dan Webb, or drugspastic.
Im well 'SPAKed out!'
A spak is usually a retarded driver who is abnormally scared of driving and feels the need to intimidate other road users to make up for it.
"You're such a SPAK .. why don't you buy a proper car?"
"Don't be such a Spak, who in their right mind would drive an ugly monstrosity like that"
"Quick, before the spak pulls out"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - a true spak"
*Lyrics from "You're a spak - dancecrave"