An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.
Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.
Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.
Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.
by Barca87 June 18, 2011
1. The arm that, during a hug or cuddle, has nowhere to be put and is generally uncomfortable and/or in the way; out of place, such is a spak. It is nearly always present during 'lay down' cuddles, when both participants lay side by side and cuddle, the 'spak arm' is the left arm of the person on the right if they leave it by their side. It cannot partake in any cuddling, nor can it move without interrupting the 'moment'.
2. When someone cannot throw a ball or object with either arm, the offending arm is given the name 'spak arm'. It is useless. Like a spak.
2. When someone cannot throw a ball or object with either arm, the offending arm is given the name 'spak arm'. It is useless. Like a spak.
1. Jim thought, lying next to Lucy, whether eliminating the obscurity and pain of his spak arm was worth 'losing the moment'.
2. i) "Don't give it to spak arm! We wanna win, remember!"
2. ii) "Goldman, don't throw it with your fucking spak arm!"
2. i) "Don't give it to spak arm! We wanna win, remember!"
2. ii) "Goldman, don't throw it with your fucking spak arm!"
by Blenks October 5, 2004
Good god what are those vein covered monsters doing out in public?
oh dont worry thats just the spak showing off her spak rack
oh dont worry thats just the spak showing off her spak rack
by mcdonalds chicken sandwichlovr March 2, 2010
1.to do or say something completely stupid or retarded, much the same as a spak would
2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast
2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast
1 'i was trying to chat up this hot guy/girl and i had an almighty spak attack. s/he asked if i i wanted them to find my carer'
2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'
2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'
by lalalaland January 21, 2008
A phrase used by white Italian gangsters refering to a cetain meeting place, where malicious intent is plotted out.
"Meet me by the spak plug" -Altony Burosie Leonardo Calponi 1982
"Spak plugs have been a growing problem here in New York City. anyone who utters the word shall be lynched in public." - Police Chief Barbilly Jorgenson
"Spak plugs have been a growing problem here in New York City. anyone who utters the word shall be lynched in public." - Police Chief Barbilly Jorgenson
by Tony Calzone April 10, 2008
by Drift2236 November 22, 2006
To be in a comprimising situation where the subject is found to be surrounded by people of the retarded persuasion.
by cnuts16 February 17, 2004