Southsnowpocalpse

A contagious, psychosocial condition, in which southerners lose their absolute fucking minds when they hear the word snow.

" Johnny said that the grocery store was crowded and that bread and milk were out of stock due to the Southsnowpocalpse."

" The county spent eighty thousand dollars today on salt grime fearing the Southsnowpocalpse that passed us by."

by micahmcneilly February 11, 2014