Pittsburgh's student ghetto. South Oakland is bound by Forbes Ave; Blvd of the Allies, and Schenley Park. In adition to 30000 Pitt students, South Oakland is home to such colorful characters as the sombrero man, the blind boombox guy, frat boys on couches on their porches, and listless hippies who have wandered the streets ever since the beehive closed in 1999.
Man 1: Dude, it's Tuesday morning, it's snowing, and you're drinking on your couch on the porch.
Man 2: Hey, man, it's South Oakland, grab a cup and sit down!
Man 2: Hey, man, it's South Oakland, grab a cup and sit down!
by KJ the Gonzoid January 6, 2007