A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method:
See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll.
"Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
What does Soulja Boy crank?
See Soulja crank that RoboCop.
See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters.
See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll.
What does Soulja like?
Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman.
See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe.
See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters.
See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja.
Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked.
See Soulja do... again
Soulja does many things, Soulja do.
See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb.
See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts.
Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman.
See Superman and Soulja cranking it.
Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes.
See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll.
Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that.
See Soulja Boy shoot Superman.
See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky"
See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll.
See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again.
All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.
See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll.
"Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
What does Soulja Boy crank?
See Soulja crank that RoboCop.
See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters.
See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll.
What does Soulja like?
Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman.
See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe.
See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters.
See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja.
Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked.
See Soulja do... again
Soulja does many things, Soulja do.
See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb.
See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts.
Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman.
See Superman and Soulja cranking it.
Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes.
See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll.
Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that.
See Soulja Boy shoot Superman.
See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky"
See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll.
See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again.
All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.
by kittycatgirl May 5, 2008
a no-talent rapper whose lyrical talent pails in comparison to lyricists like Rakim, Ras Kass, Canibus, and AZ. All he is good for is making corny catchy songs that other low-IQ people can sing along to.
by True HipHop Fan February 22, 2008
If we never brought them over on the banana boats we wouldn't have to listen to Soulja Boy's shitty music.
by Down With Soulja Boy July 11, 2008
"I tried SuperSoaking Soulja Boy with a mixture of Preparation H and Tucks juice, but it didn't do anything!"
by Cleveland Steam Room December 13, 2007
a no-talent rapper whose lyrical talent pales in comparison to lyricists like Rakim, Ras Kass, Canibus, and AZ. All he is good for is making corny catchy songs that other low-IQ people can sing along to.
by True HipHop Fan February 22, 2008
Another retarded Pop Rapper who cant rhyme for shit and has a wack ass flow. He is such a Wanksta and his songs have no meaning they are all about dances. Him and all of the S.O.D. Money Gang are sucking commercialized dick. He sells records to little kids who dont know much about real hip hop, and sells to kids my age who dont know anything about hip hop either. Him and Lil Wayne both killed rap.
Now I'm gonna do a few comparisons.
Soulja Boy's lyrics
soulja boy up in diz ho, watch me leen an wach me rawk, supahman dat ho, den wach me crank dat robocop, supah fresh now wach me jock, joccin on dos hatahz mayne, when i crank dat soulja boy i lean to da left and crank dat thang now YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!
Tak from Fort Minor's Lyrics
Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many mis judge him because he makes a livin from writin raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never askin for someone`s help, and get some respect
He`s only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist.
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Soulja boy
Waaah me in maah huuur walk x98
Eminem
Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherf***in drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You f***in do-good-less - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*}
And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just the
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Soulja Boy
marco polo
marco polo
marcopolomarcopolomarcopolo
Jay-Z
When pop died didnt cry didnt know em that well between him doin heroine and me doin crack sells, with that in the egg shell, standin at the tabernacle, rather the church, pretendin to be hurt, wouldnt work, so a smirk was all on my face, like damn that mans face is just like my face, so pop I forgive you for all the shit that I lived through, it wasnt all your fault homie you got caught.
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Ok now that I did all of those comparisons, who do you think can spit better, meaningful lyrics. Soulja boy? I dont think so!
Soulja Boy's lyrics
soulja boy up in diz ho, watch me leen an wach me rawk, supahman dat ho, den wach me crank dat robocop, supah fresh now wach me jock, joccin on dos hatahz mayne, when i crank dat soulja boy i lean to da left and crank dat thang now YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!
Tak from Fort Minor's Lyrics
Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many mis judge him because he makes a livin from writin raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never askin for someone`s help, and get some respect
He`s only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Soulja boy
Waaah me in maah huuur walk x98
Eminem
Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherf***in drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You f***in do-good-less - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*}
And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just the
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Soulja Boy
marco polo
marco polo
marcopolomarcopolomarcopolo
Jay-Z
When pop died didnt cry didnt know em that well between him doin heroine and me doin crack sells, with that in the egg shell, standin at the tabernacle, rather the church, pretendin to be hurt, wouldnt work, so a smirk was all on my face, like damn that mans face is just like my face, so pop I forgive you for all the shit that I lived through, it wasnt all your fault homie you got caught.
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Ok now that I did all of those comparisons, who do you think can spit better, meaningful lyrics. Soulja boy? I dont think so!
by Im da man 103 August 10, 2009
Some gay ass fucking rapper from the south who thinks he is a bad ass. He always says his fucking name in the middle of his raps and he has ridiculously long choruses saying the same shit over and over. He also mixes all of his words together to sound like one big fatty-ass word. he needs to find another fucking profession or go underground... Far underground(i.e. DEAD)
When he does die, I will be celebrating it like fucking christmas!
When he does die, I will be celebrating it like fucking christmas!
crandatsouljaboy. uuuuuah!
souljaboyupindisho wamecrannwamero'
wamecrandatsouljaboynwame uuuuuuuah!
not fucking clever at all
lol :) lol :) souljaboytellem lol :)
another unclever sentence to leave his rotted mouth.
SOULJA BOY NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!!! SOON!
souljaboyupindisho wamecrannwamero'
wamecrandatsouljaboynwame uuuuuuuah!
not fucking clever at all
lol :) lol :) souljaboytellem lol :)
another unclever sentence to leave his rotted mouth.
SOULJA BOY NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!!! SOON!
by BonanzaGuru April 2, 2010