Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.

With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.

Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!

Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. Your dignity and pride.

Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:

1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.

Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:

1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)

2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song

3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"

no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

???

Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?

Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
by Soldout Boy November 15, 2007
Complete and utter faggot who lives with his mom and still sucks her tit. If you listen to this shit, you have no nads and hairy moobs.
dude 1: yo crank dat soulja boy
dude 2: NIGGA fuck you
dude 1: YUUUUUUUUU
dude 2: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
by cj91 November 23, 2007
The killer of hip hop and rap. An overrated rapper, you can hear his horrible song crank that soulja boy in NFL games!!!
I was listening to the Hot 97 when i heard the song crank that soulja boy... I quickly switched over to z100 and heard the song "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat! I decided to jump out the window...
by Jonathan Paul Lin December 19, 2007
A mediocre rapper that has proven what shitty tastes in music many adolescent Americans have. He is just a young punk that thinks he's the shit because he can rap the same lines over and over again about assaulting prostitutes with bodily fluids.
T.I., Kanye West, Young Jeezy, and even 50 Cent are much better rappers than this Soulja Boy kid will ever be.
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy and superman that hoe.
Supersoak that hoe (x120408)
by qwerty9C1 November 26, 2007
An incomprehensible young african male with a speech impediment/learning disability and an IQ comparable to that of a tomato.
Soulja Boy go back to school. (Let's all Crank THAT speech impediment.)

YUUUUULE be burned out by next year.
by Smelly Taint December 27, 2007
The complete opposite of music.
Bitch: SoUlJa BoY uP iN dAt HoE!11
by crankdatHoe Not. January 10, 2008
an illiterate being with a speech disorder

soulja boy up in dis hoe.....wtf?!!!
"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"
by Hajer November 22, 2007
A Stupid fucking dirty south gorilla shit that makes me wanna puke my fucking branins out.

Its a fucking gay song and everytime someone dances i wanna go up to there fucking face and shit in there mouth

FUCK YOU IF UR A FAN OF THAT GAY SHIT
Soulja Boy: Soulja Boy up in dis hoe

Rocker: What the fuck are you doing?

Souja Boy: Crank that bitch!

Rocker: are you fucking retarded

Soulja Boy: oh yea watch this shit! superman dat hoe

Rocker: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN! I WOULD BE RAPED BY BRITTNEY SPEARS AND LINDSEY LOHAN WHILE AN APE IS SMACKING MY ASS THEN LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING SHIT!

Soulja Boy: (Runs out silently and tells his pussy rapper friends)
by classicrocker December 04, 2007

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