noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009
Get the Snapple Cap Speechmug.