Smurph Toe Share definition Flag A form of the foot condition "Neuroma". Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe. Smurph Toe by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Smurph Toe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch