Smurfin the Gherkin 

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

Smurfin the Gherkin by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

Surfin' for the gherkin by Spartacusss February 18, 2009