Smurf and Turf
A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.
I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.
Smurf and Turf by absurdcurd August 19, 2013
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