Smotherment 

The act of being punished by a girl sitting on your face for a period of time

Shannon was mad at Tommy so he held his breath as she gave him some Smotherment late last night

Smotherment by Cven August 8, 2010

motherment 

The rules, laws, and systematic workings of mothers. Comes from mother and government.

"So can you go to the concert?"
"No, the motherment made it illegal."

motherment by Taylor R September 26, 2005