Smorg 

A type of common, low quality grazing animal. Found mainly around the South of England, particularly Brighton. A smorg can be found migrating to a PC or such browser technology.

I was in Brighton last week, just so happened to see a Smorg in the town center. Nice wheels.

Smorg by Sameshoz August 31, 2007

Smorg 

Someone who constantly thinks that all of the opposite gender are irresistibly drawn to them

Mordy: yo those chicks were totally checking me out
Meir: na dude were at the dmv chill

Mordy: *stares till they look back*
Meir: stop being such a smorg

Smorg by Meir113 September 13, 2016

smorg 

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities

This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.

smorg by Vertigo January 11, 2004

Smorg 

To make love to, or have sex with.

"Who would you rather smorg George Clooney or Brad Pitt?"
"Brad Pitt, no questions asked".

Smorg by Numpty16 November 23, 2009

Smorg 

noun or verb - a feeling of intense and unprecedented passion which is beyond the classifications or descriptions of the word "love."

"Charles and I have gotten to a point in our relationship, where we use ridiculous terms for out feelings...like smorg."

"I want you to take your smorg and shove it in my smorg and smorg inside of me."

Smorg by mcparvey December 9, 2009

smorg 

the face one makes by pushing their lips to their cheek in a kissy formation. often used when deep in thought and is adorable

man, that girl has such a cute smorg. imma cuff her asap

smorg by rivergoddess June 29, 2022

Smorg 

Where one engages in the act of smorg, they must first eat 25 peanut butter parfaits from dairy queen, then proceed to vomit it all into a space ship to attract alien mates

Tomorrow I will smorg for Alicia.

Smorg by Ψmimis December 19, 2024