by ninja77 January 9, 2008
by ST 90 October 17, 2006
An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.
by Spying_Fuzzball November 28, 2011
1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."
by R.M. Williams July 1, 2008
"Chicken Schnit Smitt" is a whimsical and playful nickname given to Daniel Smith. The name combines "Chicken Schnitzel" (Because Dan loves some white meat...) with the word "Smitt," which is a variation of his last name "Smith." The nickname suggests a person who is unique, jovial, and perhaps a bit unconventional. It is a term of endearment and camaraderie that reflects the special bond and inside jokes shared between friends, making it a light-hearted and affectionate way to refer to your mate named Daniel Smith.
by Dan Shannon August 4, 2023
A Black person who has no friends, no life, and no anything! He has nothing to live for. Or simply Modarius
by SomeRandomPerson XD May 11, 2004