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When a sexy female Sith Lord locks eyes with you from across the room and manually stimulates your genitals to the point of orgasm using only the force!
WOW... there I was... just sitting at the bar... when I looked up and saw a straight dime piece. She was staring right back at me... "our eyes locked, and in the moment I swear that we had sex" that chick must dabble in the dark arts of the force! I literally had to go to the bathroom after that "Sith job" and ditch my boxers. After I came out of the bathroom she had vanished. It's probably a good thing though, I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle a true Sith Lord between the sheets!
Sith Job by Shubacabra March 13, 2011
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