smeagols cove 

A freshly farted in vagina. When one person locks their asshole onto the vaginal opening and let's one rip.

Bro 1: hey dude how was your date?
Bro 2: it was awesome. She's a lil freaky, let me do a smeagols cove on her!!!

smeagols cove by Jedidoc87 January 25, 2025

pengers and smeagols 

An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.

Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!

pengers and smeagols by satanspineclogg July 7, 2004

pengers and smeagols 

the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.

"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"

pengers and smeagols by Derk July 7, 2004

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

Smeagoling by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeagologist

A word with no particular meaning, but which might be applied to a person who has some beliefs which harmonize with mainstream Christianity, some which don't, and a whole lot more they are just not sure of.

As Smeagologist is not a word you will find in the dictionary, the meaning will probably emerge at some point, in a distorted form on the Internet's Urban Dictionary. However, I chose it because it doesn't have a particular meaning, and would be equal to me saying, "I have some beliefs which I think may harmonize with those of mainstream Christianity, some I think which don't, and a whole lot more that I'm just not sure about."

29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus

Smeagologist by headheart December 4, 2012

Smeagoled 

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.

Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.

Smeagoled by jake rivers July 25, 2007

Smeagolized 

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

Smeagolized by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008