A badass podcast based in the United States. The Hosts of the show Jimmie Whisman and James Pietragallo give their opinions, first hand accounts of similar situations, and their hilarious take on a true murder in a truly small town.
"Dude have you heard the new episode of Small Town Murder?"
"Not completely. I'm listening to it right now."
"Jimmie throws up cause James tells him such a hilarious story. Let me know when you get that part."
"Not completely. I'm listening to it right now."
"Jimmie throws up cause James tells him such a hilarious story. Let me know when you get that part."
by KushGuard October 16, 2021
by heeeey May 6, 2008
A small town lesbian is a phrase used to describe a girl who comes from a mainly rural area who, though a nice girl, is clearly the elephant in the room. She comes from a mainly all white town with high morals so when you see her walking down the street with her short haircut and her man pants and man shirts and larger than normal muscles, the town's people don't mention it but they are all thinking how she is an outcast in their small town.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
Look at her with her ankle long skirts and man boots, she looks like a small town lesbian.
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
by safoamerica February 22, 2011
An ugly fat chick who drives a pickup truck and listens to shitty country music. Most small town girls start having babies before they are finished high school, and they are often grandmothers when they are in their thirties.
Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
You better run off to the big city and go to University, boy. You don't wanna end up married to some small town girl that you knocked up in grade 8.
by Just Passin' Through November 27, 2009
An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
A member of a group of people that hang out with people that meet their criteria for being worthy to befriend. Said people drop out of sports after freshman year, think that sparks is hardxcore alcohol, use one person of the group because they have their license, talk shit about one another behind the other persons back,do whatever is best for them and don't care about anyone else,think that they are strong and can fight apparently when they haven't hit the gym since freshman football season. Many members of this elite group smoke cigarettes, swindle clothes off of people, steal stuff and deny it,come to basketball tryouts for 2 days and make a big deal out of it and then you don't see them at basketball ever again because they blame it on "having too much going on." I know smokings cigarettes is hard and so is driving around at night waisting your parents hard earned money on that gas card to fuel the Jeep Cherokee that mommy bought for them. These people may think they are upper class because their parents might have a little money so they think that they are popular and people like them when these people have no common sense about anything at all. Constantly say things like " ay yo brah we gonna drink some sparks and some icehouse tonight or what?" " doz n e 1 have a house that wii kan uze 2 "party" at.
" idk ill check to see whats goin on tonight with my people."
These people believe that they are alcoholics and have life hard. They attract attention by talking about committing suicide because life is so hard.
Don't get down on life if they don't want to hang out with you, realize that you're better than them and get true friends.
" idk ill check to see whats goin on tonight with my people."
These people believe that they are alcoholics and have life hard. They attract attention by talking about committing suicide because life is so hard.
Don't get down on life if they don't want to hang out with you, realize that you're better than them and get true friends.
badass: "yo i was at this girls house last night with the rest of my crew and i got this girl drunk off of a sparks and she gave me head it was so sweet."
decent highschool kid: cool i have been trying to find a job, a decent girlfriend, lift, play football and be able to kick your crews ass at the same time, maintain a good gpa, and be able to outdrink the entire crew combined.
badass: " no way man i wrestle and have a shit record so i can beat your ass when i can't bench 135 10 times, and i can outdrink you."
normal kid" oh really what do you drink?"
badass: " man you don't even know one time i was at this kids house and i took a shot of beer every minute for an hour!!!"
normal kid: "wow no way!!! last weekend i got some grey goose last and we made skittles and got trashed and saturday night me and my friend demolished a bottle of 153 proof diesel!"
badass: "your a liar."
normal kid: " no really, ask someone that was there"
badass: "well i can still play beer pong better than you"
normal kid: " not a chance in hell you'll be trashed off 2 cups"
badass: " no ill drink 2 30 packs of icehouse right now"
normal kid: " I'll beat your ass so bad you won't have any face left"
badass: " doesn't matter im a small town celebrity and i run the town"
decent highschool kid: cool i have been trying to find a job, a decent girlfriend, lift, play football and be able to kick your crews ass at the same time, maintain a good gpa, and be able to outdrink the entire crew combined.
badass: " no way man i wrestle and have a shit record so i can beat your ass when i can't bench 135 10 times, and i can outdrink you."
normal kid" oh really what do you drink?"
badass: " man you don't even know one time i was at this kids house and i took a shot of beer every minute for an hour!!!"
normal kid: "wow no way!!! last weekend i got some grey goose last and we made skittles and got trashed and saturday night me and my friend demolished a bottle of 153 proof diesel!"
badass: "your a liar."
normal kid: " no really, ask someone that was there"
badass: "well i can still play beer pong better than you"
normal kid: " not a chance in hell you'll be trashed off 2 cups"
badass: " no ill drink 2 30 packs of icehouse right now"
normal kid: " I'll beat your ass so bad you won't have any face left"
badass: " doesn't matter im a small town celebrity and i run the town"
by normal kid in ohio July 11, 2008
A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017