n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.
by sapd March 27, 2012
when someone is selected for something of importance or great honor from their family name or possibly religious based names.
John Smith was the best baseball player to ever play for his high school. John is now graduated and his little brother Matt Smith is a freshman, but he isn't close to being as good as John, but he was still selected to be on varsity even though Tim Johnson, a sophomore, is better than Matt. Matt Smith made varsity because of "small town politics" and Tim Johnson didn't make the team because of "small town politics."
by 13ThirtySeven AKA BigKes April 12, 2009
by Josh123412341234 November 17, 2008
if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.
-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."
-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"
-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."
-city man - "That explains it..."
-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"
-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."
-city man - "That explains it..."
by and by April 19, 2009
That boy came from a small town ghetto the side of town loaded with shotgun shacks and meth lab trailers prostitution and gunfire he is from the other side of the tracks
by Locoman88 August 20, 2020
A person from a small city and goes to a big city and acts and thinks they are they shit, when in reality they aren't.
by Torontobitch April 9, 2014
Your girl-next-door who is not afraid to drive her man's truck, loves to shoot her 22, make Mossy Oak look hot, spends our summers at the lake, and our favoite place to eat is our back yard. We all think that big trucks are better than sportscars, and a good farmer tan turns us on.
by small_town_kid May 11, 2008