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An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.

I just saw a Try that in a small town.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

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Zoloft

An evil drug used by religious zealots in order to force their children to abstain from sex.

Zoloft ruined my life.

by Balls Obama May 4, 2023

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Kim Kardashian

A bizarre creature, born out of a procedure called "Plastic surgery". For some reason, this creature is 99% plastic, yet she still exists. Scientists are currently researching the entity

Kim Kardashian shouldn't exist

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

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That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

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