Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

by Hornyharts February 1, 2020