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Slothliness 

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.
Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

Sluttiness 

1. If you had a twentyonesome or something, you are DEFINITELY on the top of the sluttiness list.
2. What? No, there was only 19 others!
1. Fuck you.
Sluttiness by GoldenBonnie09 May 29, 2019

Sloshiness 

The feeling one gets after consuming a significant amount of liquid.
Danny was overwhelmed with sloshiness after consuming his tenth pint.
Sloshiness by Em&Danny November 24, 2014

scathiness 

"She exhibited complete scathiness"
scathiness by Mikail Jones April 10, 2007

everyday slutiness 

A term used to describe a promiscuous way of life. Can be applied to both males and females of all orientations.
Mark: I fuck someone new everyday!
Susan: How? How do you do it?
Mark: It's everyday slutiness! A lifestyle, really. I'll teach you.
everyday slutiness by purplxed1 December 18, 2014

Soak Up The Sloppiness 

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.
I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.