Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.
Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
by Thicc sloth January 23, 2018
A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
by A Sleepin Sloth September 16, 2016
a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
by Cocky_Party April 9, 2016
A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.
Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!
by ManinyourShed March 1, 2017
the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.
Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!
by curtkolbane November 3, 2014
1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
by sullvinio December 11, 2013