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1. Slap Chop
A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.
Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."
2. slap chop
The act of masturbation.
As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."
3. slap chop
to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?

pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop

liam: you are such a creep weasel
4. Slap Chop
Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.

A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.

A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.
5. Slap Chop
Slang term for Chlamydia.
"Dude, I told you that chick at Mike's had the Slap Chop."
6. Slap Chop
To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.
"I Will Slap Chop You"

"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"

"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"
7. Slap Chop
To open palm slap a titty sized C and up
Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?
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