To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.
"I Will Slap Chop You"
"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"
"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"
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