fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

Upper Skimmer

Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer

When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water

by Duke Dropper July 13, 2008

league skimmer

a person that goes out with people way out of their league

Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.

by james C. Outo June 16, 2004

atm skimmer

A device that is attached to the face of an ATM to steal information. The device is placed over the card reading slot of an ATM, and it reads a cards mag stripe as it is inserted into the machine. It will either save or send that information.

John used the atm skimmer to copy everyone's credit card that was used on that atm.

by CustomSync June 18, 2010

moot skimmer

An extremely short skirt. Sometimes called, skimming the moot.

That skirt's so short, it's a moot skimmer!

by Godlesswanderer February 22, 2005

skimmer

When a famous person sucks on your nipple. Must be famous, like movie famous, and cannot flick or simply lick nipple. Must be a full suckle. Does not constitute cheating outside of marriage.

Christian Slater showed up last night drunk with self-love, and gave me a skimmer. I didn't mind.

by OverHeard101 December 3, 2009