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In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.
"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
by pony_trekker August 20, 2004
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As above,ie directly translated from German as "a man who urinates whilst sitting down"; refers to a man who is hen-pecked or under the thumb of his wife/girlfriend, or is otherwise weak or effeminate.
Is Ian coming down the pub later?

What, are you kidding? You know he's a total sitzpinkler these days.
by goatfuck October 06, 2007
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A German slang word for "wimp" that literally means "a man who sits to pee"
Come on sitzpinkler , go the bathroom and hurry up!!!
by sitzpinkler December 30, 2015
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