Sitternet 

A child who comes home after school and is given a computer in lieu of adult supervision.The modern day equivalent of a latch-key kid.

Judy can't afford an after school sitter, so she bought a sitternet.

Sitternet by JasonAspen October 2, 2009

Shiternet 

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet 

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet 

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

Shiternet by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet 

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

shiternet 

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

shiternet by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007

shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shitternet explorer by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013