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1. shitternetting
Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.
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2. Shitternetting
The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop
Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.
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